When sharing is overrated

You've caught your first cold – and since you're so generous with the germs, mom and dad now have it too. It stinks because we all feel crappy and are getting even less sleep than normal. I really didn't know I could function on such little sleep.

If our friends are any indication, this is just a glimpse into our lives over the first year we have you in school with other children (aka germ factories). Heaven help us and bring on the Robitussin.