Today's yin and yang

On the plus side, new phone! Your dad is usually the one with THE Latest and Best Gadget. It's kind of fun to have my own coolest ting this time.

On the down side (no pun intended), diarrhea. I'm spending a lot more time with this lever than any of my fancy new buttons.

Hooray! And not so much. Such is life.

Wish me luck keeping BOTH of these things away from you two!

xo, blech,
Mama

Mom smells

Jeremy always thinks of his mother when he smells this:

I always think of my  mom when I smell this:

And my smell. Well, I've got Chanel N°5 on the dresser. And I do wear it occasionally.

But if you ever really miss me, just put your face into a jar of this and you will surely think of me. It's either on my breath or smeared on my clothes at least 90% of the time. Mmmm.