I may need an alibi

Dear police,

Our cleaning lady may call you today thinking we murdered someone in our bathroom. I realize things do look suspicious but please do not be alarmed. You can call of the search for a body.

The unlikely but true explanation is that our daughter was having a "color party" for her dress. I am not sure how it went down but I can tell you that there were squirt bottles and pomegranate flavored Chrystal Light involved.

The only tragic loss was one beautiful, satin gown that is now resting in peace in the garbage.

Respectfully yours,
The mom